‘Twas the night before the board meeting, and all was not well
I was nowhere near prepared, but, OH what the hell!
I’ll fudge it, I’ll lie, and I’ll make it all up.
All I’ll need is strong coffee, uh-huh, yup yup!
But wait just a minute, let’s think this through,
They need to approve my portfolio view.
I’ve been up all night, tearing out my hair
Must get through on more than a wing and a prayer
But wait! I remember what my fellow PM said
Use Innotas to manage this, and keep your hair on your head!
I sprang from my chair to see what could be done
Fingers crossed, as I sat down. It had begun
The next 4 hours flew by in a flash,
After coffee and a donut, I left in a dash
Away to the office, with my computer and a smile
My presentation complete, and I had gone the extra mile
The executives loved it, dashboards and all,
Thank goodness for Innotas, what a good call!
Now spreadsheets, and files and manual work,
Be gone forever, Innotas is my new perk!
As the board meeting ended, I heard them mutter
We’ve got our path forward, the rest in the gutter.